1 .- Garnal Major Ne Aik
  Garnal Major Ne Aik Roz Aik Mulazim Ko Bulaya Aur Sakht Lehje Mai Kaha

Mai Ne Pechle 2 Saal Mai Ye Bat Khas Tor Par Note Ki Ha K Jub Bhi Apni khala Ki Bemari Ka Keh Kr Daftar Se Choti Le kr Jate Ho Us Roz Zoror Koi Cirkt Match Hota Hai

Mulazim Sar Kujate Howe Bola Ap Ka Kehne ka Matlb Ye Ha K Meri Kala Bemari ka Bhana Karti Hai . . . ?

  2 .- Ek Khubsurat Larki
  Ek Khubsurat Larki Bank Gai Aur Bank Manager Se Pocha: "Me Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hon..."

Manager: "Ye Tou Achi Baat Hy, Aap Kis K Sath Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hyn... ?"

Larki: "Mujhe Ziada Nakhry Dikhany Ki Aadat Nhi,

Bas


Jis k Paas Bank Balance Ziada Ho, Us K Sath Khol Longi..." =P ;->

  3 .- Aik admi ne apnay dost
  Aik admi ne apnay dost doctor se pocha.'tum jis mareez ko bhi dekhtay ho sub se pehlay ye hi pochtay ho ke raat ko tumne kia khaya tha ,is ke kia waja hai?'
doctor ne muskura ker jawab dia,'is say mareez ki mali hasiat kay baray ka pata chalta hai.

  4 .- 1 Sehra Se 1 Admi
  1 Sehra Se 1 Admi Guzra Tou Aus Ne 1 Shaks ko Rait Mai Daba Howa Dekha Is ka Chera Rait Se Bhair Tha Wo Madad k Lye Pukar Raha Tha

Wo Admi kehne Laga "Tm Thero Mai Belcha La Kar Tumien Bhair Nikalta Ho" Rait Mai Dabe Howe Admi Mausom Si Surat Bana kr Kaha
" Bhetr Hoga Tm kisi Turcktar ka Bandubust karo kyon Mai Apne Camel Par Sawar Ho . . . //->

  5 .- Ek American Ne Pakistan
  Ek American Ne Pakistan Farmer Se Pocha: k Life Kesi Guzr Rahi Hai?

Farmer: Buhat mAzay Me,

Mujhay Drakht Katnay Thay,

Andhi Chali sAaray neechay gIr gAyE,


Ghas Katni Thi,

Asmani bIjLi gIri,

SaAri kHud hI Jal gAi,


Bas aB ZaLzLay kA IntizaAr hAi,


TaAkay neEchAy kI ZameEn oOper aA JayE Or mAin aALo kAatnay kI Zehmat sE Bach jAoN.

  6 .- Fraud Buhat Zayda
  1st Frnd: Fraud Buhat Zayda Ho gAyE Hain,
2nd Frnd: wO Kyun?
1st fRND:KaL DepartmentAL StOre pEr gYa tO Ek Orat Ne Mujhay dEkH kR Kaha k tUmhAri sHaKL MerAy MarhoOm bEtAy sE Buhat MiLti Hai,tUm sTore sE Bahir jAo Or Zor sE mujHay Ek bAar Mami kAh dO,
Is tArah Meri Mamta Ko sAkoOn MiLay gA,
2nd fRnd: PhIr?
1st fRnD: Mainay USaY Mami kAha oR JaB DepartmentaL Store mE Enter hUa tO Wo Orat gAib tHi,
Or Cashier Ne Mujhay pAkr Lia kaha k bILL PaY Kro,
Kyun k Un Muhtarma Ne kAha Tha,
K biLL
"MERA Beta Pay kRay gA"

  7 .- EK cLerk ofFiCe mE Apni
  EK cLerk ofFiCe mE Apni Partner K saAth KisSing kR Raha thA. . .!!

AchanaK Bos§ kAmrAy mE Enter hUa,
Or Clerk kO Is haAL Me dEkh kR KAhA,
Kya tUmhain iSs kaAM Ki tAnkhwA Di jAti hAi?

CLerK:Nahi sIr...!
Ye kaAM To Main fReE Me kArta hoOn.

  8 .- Ek pEhLwan kA Accident
  Ek pEhLwan kA Accident hUa,
HospitaL Me SIR Se pAon tAk Pattioon Me pAra tHa,
Ek sahib Ne pOcHa pEhLwan G kEsAy hO?
PehLwan: MAr gYa hoOn,
SahiB BoLay: pEHLwan G kYUN JhoOT BoL Rahay hO?
PehLwan: Mar hI To gYa hoOn,
Agr Main Zinda Hota To kYa tUm Meray Munh Per Keh Saktay Thay K "MAIN JhoOt bOL rAha hoOn?"